Hláška #67613

Detail hlášky #67613

#67613

<a> zdravím tě, kamaráde, nechytli tě včera u točny policajti?
<já> ahoj ahoj, no ... tak nejak by to asi mohlo byt
<a> tak co se stalo?
<já> no o no to bylo asi takhle - jedu si tak pěkně od Albertu, najíždím na světla a přede mnou benga, tak za nima v pohodicce zastavim.
<já> Padne zelena, oba se rozjedeme a ted koukam ze i oni zatacej doprava.
<já> Najednou majáky a STOP. ty hovada ale zastavily tak, ze bych za nima byl uprostred krizovatky.
<já> tak jsem je objel a nacouval k nim zepredu
<a> a pak se ptej, kde se berou vtipy o policajtech
<já> to ale neni vse - jsem zastavil, vylezl a povídám "tak o co jde pánové, copak jsem proved?".
<já> Oni jen otevreli okynko a ten co ridil prohlasil: "Pane ridici, vite, ze kdyz jsme pred vami a dame stopku, ze nas nesmite predjet?".
<já> Debil proste. Tak jsem mu diplomaticky vysvetlil, ze je to idiot a ze nebudu stat uprostred krizovatky
<Já> nacez hodil vyraz pripominajici zhulenou vopici a omluvil se mi, ze si toho nevsim (tak at jde na ocni blbec)
<a> no ty vole .....
<já> no to se podrz - pak z nich vylezlo, ze se chteli jen zeptat, jestli jim svitej vsechny brzdovy svetla
<a> coo? :D
<já> v aute byli ale dva, tak jsem se ho zeptal, proc mu to nezkontroluje kolega. A hadej co?
<já> "venku prsi a kolega nechce zmoknout"
<já> .. akorat ted premyslim jak by se to vyvijelo, kdybych v tom aute zustal ....
<já> klidne bych veril i tomu, ze se me pujde zeptat primo a poprosit me, at se tam zajdu mrknout

Komentář: Městská policie jednoho východočekého města ...

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Datum přidání:	29. 2. 2012
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