Hláška #67429

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#67429

<ONA> Jestli si myslíš že ty tvoje vtipy co sháníš na internetu jsou vtipný tak nejsou!
<ON> Co myslíš?
<ONA> Včera na maturáku jsi se zase vyznamenal. Opil jsi se a pak jsi říkal o mojí nejlepší kamarádce že je tak tlustá že kdyby si vzala žlutý tričko tak by si jí někdo mohl splést s taxíkem.
<ON> Promiň zlato. Vždyť víš že jsem to tak nemyslel. Byl jsem opilej
<ONA> Ale já na to nemám sílu na ty tvoje kecy. Ty pořád do někoho ryješ a já už to nechci tolerovat. S klukem co se chová jako idiot chodit nechci. Ber to tak že ti dávám poslední šanci!
<ON> Promiň, promiň, promiň fakt mě to mrzí. A jak jsi se vlastně dostala domů?
<ONA> Všichni jsme pak jeli s Jitkou.
<ON> Taxíkem?
<ONA> Ne ty se prostě nezměníš. Sbohem...
<ON> Nééé tak jsem to nemyslel!

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Datum přidání:	9. 2. 2012
Kategorie:	Hlášky
Autor:	LevakBob (4 hlášky)
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