Hláška #70786

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#70786

<a> nenávidím vesnice. nenávidím lékárny.
<b> a pročpak?
<a> včera večer mě přítelkyně poslala do lékárny s tím že mám koupit balení pipet. Když jsem tam šel tak jsem zjistil, že jsem zapomněl kondomy doma, tak že si je rovnou koupím taky.
<a> takže přijdu do ty lékárny a říkám, že potřebují balení kondomu
<a> a ona mi říká že kondomy nemaj, prej došly.
<a> tak jsem jen pokrčil rameny a říkám "Tak mi dejte aspoň balení pipet."
<a> pak si jen uvědomují jak jsem to podal a koukám na prodavačku která si kouše do rtu, rudne a pláče smíchy

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Datum přidání:	5. 5. 2013
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22:51

Allka: A dáááál?

A dáááál?

Říká se, že plavání podporuje držení těla a ladné pohyby, ale všimli jste si někdy, jak chodí kachna?

00:26

eduskote: ode mě máš mínus za tu prodavačk...

ode mě máš mínus za tu prodavačku