Hláška #45756

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#45756

<bob> Ahoj
<ikeaAnna> Vítejte v obchodním domě IKEA. Jak vám můžu pomoct?
<bob> jsem zoufalý
<ikeaAnna> Vše co můžete udělat je doufat.
<bob> Takže můžu doufat že se mnou půjdete na rande?
<ikeaAnna> Děkuji za váš návrh, ale musím tady zůstat a odpovídat na otázky o firmě IKEA.
<bob> a po práci ? měla by jste volno?
<ikeaAnna> Pracuji a odpovídám na otázky o produktech a službách firmy IKEA 24/7.
<bob> 24/7? vy jste ale kariéristka
<ikeaAnna> Tady je výsledek: 24/7 = 3.42857142857143.
<bob> HUSO!
<ikeaAnna> O tématech spojených se zemědělstvím opravdu nic nevím. Pokuste se, prosím, zeptat se mě na něco o IKEA.

Komentář: když to někdo zkouší na program :D

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Datum přidání:	18. 5. 2010
Kategorie:	Hlášky
Autor:	viteckk (3 hlášky)
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