Hláška #38733

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#38733

<a> viděl jsi ukázky na ten nový katastrofický film 2012? Vypada to docela hustě udělané.
 Ani nemusim. Je mi naprosto jasne co v nem bude. Nejaky (americky) superodbornik na mayske kalendare se bude snazit presvedcit lidstvo o nevyhnutelne apokalypse a predlozi zaruceny recept na to, jak se tomu vyhnout kdyz budou jednat vcas. Pochopitelne ho budou vsichni ignorovat (jinak by prece nemoh nasadit na prezidenta ten vyraz: "Ja ti to rikal voe"). Pak se teda po patnacti minutach nudnych dialogu a supermoderne udelanych grafu a simulaci planeta uraci zacit apokalypsit. Z opomijeneho brejlovce (z ktereho se zazracne vyklube byvaly prislusnik specialnich jednotek) se najednou stava modla pro cele lidstvo, banda jeho vlastnich pubertalnich fracku zacne sveho jinak zcela ignorovaneho fotrika primo zboznovat. Pote bude nasledovat serie prirodne-katastrofickych sekvenci peclive vybranych z doomsaying katalogu nejakych ekopakos. Na konci nemuze chybet happy end. Zachraneni planety by bylo vzledem ke scenari lehce kontraproduktivni, takze apokalypticke besneni prezije pouze superodbornik-hrdina & familly, polozborena, ale stale hrde cnici socha svobody a jedna lehce osmahnuta americka vlajka, ktera bude povlavat ve vetru az do zaverecnych titulku.

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Datum přidání:	16. 9. 2009
Kategorie:	Hlášky
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