Hlášky hodnocené kladně uživatelem „Ellesmess“
<kocul> tak jaky je spolecny bydleni
<rude.x> Supr, během tří dnů mi vyhodila moje oblíbený roztrhaný tričko, rozbila milovanej hrnek, vymazala všechno porno (6,5GB!!!), zasrala byt zelení, která se nedá sežrat ani vykouřit. A zakázala mi tahy s kámošema.
<kocul> takze dela presne to, kvuli cemu si sni nechtel bydlet. si chlap ne, tak si dupni
<rude.x> Taky že jo, holčička si po tejdnu společnýho bydlení, začíná nějak moc vyskakovat.
<kocul> no jo, jdu zase makat. uvidime se v patek pod pe
<rude.x> Pátek rušim, jdu na balet.
<kocul> wtf?
<Kub> ja sem poprvy nemoh sundat podprdu... nejhorsi kdyz sem pozadal o pomoc tak ji to taky neslo... potom kdyz sem ji lizal tk pokazdy kdyz sem jazikem zajel mov hluboko tak mi stehnama malem rozdrtila hlavu
<carlos> :D zajímavé
<carlos> a dál
<Kub> potom kdyz sem ji pichal tak pokazdy kdyz sem zajkel moc hluboko tak se mi nechtama zarila do zad ae brutalne... druhej den sem mel na zadech strupy...
<carlos> lol :D
<Kub> vis jak to bolelo???
<carlos> no vim jak tě bolej prsty po prstění
<Kub> bo v ti sprse s tou druhou... uklouzl sem na mydle...
<carlos> :)
<carlos> hochu to musela bejt prdel
<Kub> pak se rozhodla ze me vykouri... tk si klekla... ae musela bejt v polocupu ptz sem mel ono misto vis vez ona pusu... malem si vypichla oko
<carlos> :D
<carlos> lol
<carlos> to musela bejt prdel
<Kub> pak michtela v postely nasadit sprcku pusou... trvalo ji to asi pul minutu... ptz sprca byla asi mini bo co a nemohla ji nasadit... kdyz se ji to povedlo tk se sedla na kone (ja lezel a ona obkrocmo na mne) pokazdi kdyz sem se chtel zvednout tak me rukou zarazila do postele...
<carlos> :D
<carlos> na koně vim co to je
<carlos> aspon tě nedusial
<carlos> hochu to musela bejt solidní prdel
<Kub> asi po 10min se udelala a se revem si lehla vedle mne... tk sem se ji zeptal jesy se ji to libilo... ona se na me podivala a zjistila ze sem se neudelal... tk neco zahuhlala a vlezla na mne znova... jenze sem se udelal zase brzo ja... tak mi sundala tu zahnusenou sprcku a hodila ju tak umne ze se rozsprcla na okne a asi 5sec tam vysela
<carlos> :D :D :D
<Kub> tk mi zas nandavala sprsku tentorat rukama... slo ji to fact ohromne... malem sem usnul tk kdyz se ji to povedlo tk sem ji dal na ministranta a pod prdel ji dal polstar... bylo to celkem gut az na to ze funela
<carlos> lol
<carlos> ještě něco?
<Kub> kdyz sme se udelali tak sem ji zacal lizat... i tahle mi drtila hlavu
<Kub> kdyz se udeelala poctvrti tak sem si spokojene lehl... ina ze ce este tak ho asi minutu budila... tak sem ji vzal na psa a po tom co sme se Zase udelali a po mne tekly proudy potu sem si lehl ze konecne usnu ptz sem byl znicenej
<carlos> :D :D
<Kub> kdyz sem se ji optrne zeptal jesy je normalni ze uz stejne nemame sprcku rekla ze ji je to jedno ze sem stejne prazdnej...
<Kub> me normalne uz bolel curak
<carlos> :D lol
<Kub> tak sla znova na kone a ja uz trpel ptz se hrozne vrtela a kazdej pohyb bolel... kdyz konecne se revem odpadla tak zjisti ze i kdyz se tvarim spokojene ze este nejsem... tak me podruhy vykourila a to bylo horsi nez kdy na me jezdila... kdyz me po 15minutach (prisaham ze nekecam) udelala tk se usmala utrela mi ho do periny (podotikam ze do ty pod kterou sem mel spat ja) spokojene ulehla dala mi francouzaka rekla ze to bylo ´hezky´ a do 3minut vytuhla...
<carlos> lol heh
<Kub> to bolelo i druhej den rano kdyz sem chcal... ja se nemoh normalne vychcat 3dny... clovek si rekne ze sem si uzil ale bylo to fact hrozny
<Kub> jako sex fakt gut ale ta bolest
Komentář: njn kámošův první sex
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<b> hmmm diky ...
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<b> ok
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<b> nic
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<b> nn
<a> mě to jede.. macromedia flash player 8
<b> hmm tak tu taky stahnu ... ja mam 5
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Komentář: binární pokec
<TeXaN> jakej ma maximalni dosah BT? v idealnich podminkach
<TeXaN> resp projde mi skrz zed a jeste 15m na zahradu?
<Unimatrix325> pokud BT znamena bitevni tank, pak ano
Komentář: #zcu@IRCnet