<zero-one> teda reknu vam, kdyz ctu me kecy na lamerovi, tak si pripadam, ze jsem totalni vypatlanec

Komentář: #czf@czfree.net

<a> si si este nehonil v robote na wc ?
<a> ja pravidelne
<a> prvy den ako som bol v HP minule leto
<a> som sa nudil, nemal som comp nemal som nic
<a> tak som isiel masirovat zelezo
<b> ROFL
<a> na tom nie je nic zle
<a> doma ti to nevadi a v robote ano ?

<ne0> tykravo
<ne0> jsem se umyl
<oGGy> *SURPRISE*
<ne0> a vy skoro napsali celej mainchat
<oGGy> my jsme precetli pulku internetu :-)
<d4niX> ne0: si tam taky nesmis hrat namorni bitvy
<oGGy> s torpedem
<oGGy> :-)

<Jana> hele Honzo jsi kluk, můžeš mi teda něco říct?
<Jana> já totiž nechápu, proč každej kluk, každej správnej kluk musí chodit s nějakou příšernou, žárlivou, hysterickou slepicí.
<Honza> s tebou nějakej chodí ?

Komentář: Jana asi nemůže sehnat kluka

<a> ...Postav dům, zasaď strom, nainstaluj Linux...

Komentář: Chat

<a> jaka je ta adresa CIA jak tam "otec" hleda ty informace o statech, brotha?
<b> cia.gov
<a> nechodi to
<b> hm, server to odmita
<b> asi hacker :)
<a> nebo jim dela podporu firma like CRC
<b> pod, dame DoS, zadej cia.gov a drz F5
<a> :D
<a> myslis, ze takhle se da server shodit?
<b> spatne nastavejej jo :)
<a> tak testni muj webserver :)
<a> ja budu sledovat traffic na siti :)
<b> kdyz nema nastavenej maximalni pocet spojeni nebo ho ma moc vyskej
<b> jeden clovek to nezvladne
<a> njn tak ale zkus to, schvalne jestli se zvysi sitova aktivita
<b> Spojení se serverem XXXXXX.XXXXXX.XXX bylo neúspěšné (Server neodpovídá.)
<b> :)
<b> si tam?
<a> ty idiote, server spadnul :D
<b> hehe
<b> sem zlej ;)
<a> cim jsi to udelal
<b> ja sem ho nejdriv sral jenom s webem, ale to se mi zdalo moc mirny, tak sem k tomu pridal i mysql a uz letel :)
<a> a jak jsi to udelal?
<b> drzel f5 ;)
<b> DoS rullez

Komentář: sem desne drsnej hackej, takze bacha na me :)

<Unimatrix325> Ryuu : uf... a co když je kvantová teorie chybná ? Jak víme díky Tollancům z SG ? :-))
<Ryuu> Unimatrix325: Zkus to rict pred Hawkingem a myslim, ze po tobe bude jezdit, dokud mu nedojdou baterky :o)

Komentář: Když se setkají sci-fi a fyzika...

<kratz> tak kterej server restartnem dneska? :)
<mik-work> kratzi! uz neeee ;)
<KIIV> kratz: ja bych dal ententyty dva spaliky ;)
<KIIV> ;)
<AvE`> kratz: ste moc mekky, meli byste utnout vsechny naraz nekdy
<mik-work> kratz dej mu kacko! ;)
<AvE`> nebo ocko
<mik-work> kacko bude lepsi
<AvE`> beztak ho tam urcite jeste mam jen ma jiny heslo ne? :)
<zLOST_wrk> kratzi a co dat na vsech svrech `killall -9 ircd`?
<AvE`> to asi na bsd neprojde
<KIIV> vetsinou staci /die
<KIIV> + heslo ;)
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<KIIV> no lol
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<AvE`> :)
<mik-work> nemam ho rad!!!
<kratz> oops :)
<mik-work> zabiiiiiiiit
<KIIV> hehe
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<AvE`> konecne neco poradnyho
<KIIV> kratz copak? :)
<mik-work> jaky oops!!!
<mik-work> :)
<KIIV> die facha? :)
<kratz> jiste
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<KIIV> :))
<KIIV> jak by ne ;)
<zLOST_wr1> a co treba /die_and_take_the_rest_with_you_and_do_not_respawn
<kratz> Uff :)
<KIIV> myslim ze to musel nahodit znovu on ;) pokud nemaj script pro automaticky nahozeni;)
<kratz> ale takhle rychle sem ssh, su, /irc/etc/rc.d/ircd.sh start jeste nedal :)
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<KIIV> kratz clovek musi cvicit ;)

Komentář: skoro zapomenuty log :D

<lzap> drapal, 20:15, pivo, Chelsea vs Barcelona, přijď!
<wlk> trnkova, 20:15, cajicek, paralelni a distibuovane systemy, nechod!
<lzap> LOL

Komentář: lzap