<Xampik> rm - rf / neni to ten rpikaz co ti smaze cely linux :( me to jeden blbec poslal na icq ze si tim zlepsim wifi a podelalo mi to i okna :

Komentář: no comment :D

<Kuba> jaký je příkaz pro instalaci v Mandrivě (apt-get install nejede ) .....

Komentář: Ta mandriva- to je ale divná distribuce, ani apt-get tam nefunguje

<a> Koupil jsem si bouchačku :)
<b> :D
<a> Airsoftovou vole
<b> :D
<a> Nekecam :)
<b> Ja vim :D
<a> A cemu se tlemis?
<b> Cekam na to az se zastrelis :D

Komentář: // No coment...

<a> jdu se vysrat
<b> jj ok :-D
<a> dobry...tak ja jdu..

Komentář: smysluplnné

<Opera 9> btw troska mi na tomto virtualnom ubuntu blbne klavesnica
<Opera 9> ked iba trocha dllshie podrzim klavesu stlacenu ttak sa sttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttlaci viac krat
<Opera 9> WTF
<Opera 9> to nebolo naschval
<Zero> :-D
<Opera 9> rroflmaoooo
<Opera 9> iba pozeram, ze to nejako zamrzlo a dalsie co som uvidel bola odoslana ssssssprava taka dlhha

Komentář: hotovy flood-bot

<Křeček> nazdarek
<Křeček> .top Křeček
<Ubuntik[X]> Křeček: 9. Křeček napsal 213 zpráv a dostal za ně 91.2 bodů. (0.43 na jednu zprávu)
<Michalxo> Křeček, hi, to je co?
<Michalxo> .top Michalxo
<Botanicus> .top Michalxo
<Ubuntik[X]> Botanicus: 45. Michalxo napsal 23 zpráv a dostal za ně 8.33 bodů. (0.36 na jednu zprávu)
<Botanicus> Michalxo, nedela to .chop, musis bez mezery na konci
<Michalxo> .top Michalxo
<Ubuntik[X]> Michalxo: 45. Michalxo napsal 23 zpráv a dostal za ně 8.33 bodů. (0.36 na jednu zprávu)
<Michalxo> aha
<Křeček> Michalxo: kolikatej ses ve spamovani
<Botanicus> .top Botanicus
<Ubuntik[X]> Botanicus: 7. Botanicus napsal 425 zpráv a dostal za ně 116.38 bodů. (0.27 na jednu zprávu)
<Michalxo> to je co?
<Botanicus> Michalxo, nu co, bot prece
<Botanicus> Michalxo, spamliga
<Michalxo> jasne, to chapem
<Michalxo> :)
<Michalxo> Ubuntik[X], je husty
<Ubuntik[X]> Michalxo: Du juuu speeek inglis?
<Michalxo> .chop Michalxo
<Botanicus> LOL
<Botanicus> Michalxo, Ty nejsi programator, ze ne?

Komentář: Programátoři pochopí ...

<bfu`Yousmell> jakoze este na byvlae skole
<bfu`Yousmell> dostala ucitelka kdyz psalal na tabuli
<bfu`Yousmell> papirkem dozadu do hlavy
<bfu`Yousmell> se otocila
<bfu`Yousmell> zeptala se kdo to byl?!!!
<bfu`Yousmell> a nic
<bfu`Yousmell> a pak zezadu
<bfu`Yousmell> "delostrelectvo"

<Dr.Silenec> skywalkerr: :-P .... a docela s tim spokojenej :D az na to ze z okna koukam na barak naproti misto na les :D
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec: no ja JM, ale ve skole ostrava a z okna v ove kukam na les a doma z okna kukam na kostel :D
<Dr.Silenec> skywalkerr: ;-)
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec: vis co to je met kostel asi tak deset metru hned pred pokojovym oknem? :D
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec: to rano s opici vztanes a podivas z okna a vidis kostel :D a v duchu te hryze, zhresils skajiku, zhresils :D
<Dr.Silenec> skywalkerr: :-D a co v nedeli rano ?
<Dr.Silenec> vis jaka skupina lidii muze jen napadnou v nedeli brzy rano mlatit do kusu zeleza ? :D
<Dr.Silenec> KRESTANI !!!
<Dr.Silenec> :D
<Dr.Silenec> fakt nemaj asi co jinyho na praci
<Dr.Silenec> :-D
<Dr.Silenec> nejsi krestan doufam :)
<REMET> Dr.Silenec: zvony se zeleza nedelaji
<Dr.Silenec> REMET: detaily... tak z ceho ?
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec: no jsem :D ale nechodim do kostela :D
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec ze zvonoviny preci :D
<skywalkerr> Dr.Silenec: zelezo by prasklo ;-)
<REMET> Dr.Silenec: z bronzu
<skywalkerr> REMET: neni to cistej bronz ;-)
<Dr.Silenec> REMET: aha.....
<REMET> bo, kdyby se delali z medi tak je cikani odvezou do sberu
<skywalkerr> LOL
<Dr.Silenec> REMET: LOL
<skywalkerr> aj zelezo by ovezli :D
<skywalkerr> >.<

Komentář: není co dodat

<existPierre®> som hladny, ale som prezraty kua

Komentář: chudak