<a> ...Postav dům, zasaď strom, nainstaluj Linux...

Komentář: Chat

<a> jaka je ta adresa CIA jak tam "otec" hleda ty informace o statech, brotha?
<b> cia.gov
<a> nechodi to
<b> hm, server to odmita
<b> asi hacker :)
<a> nebo jim dela podporu firma like CRC
<b> pod, dame DoS, zadej cia.gov a drz F5
<a> :D
<a> myslis, ze takhle se da server shodit?
<b> spatne nastavejej jo :)
<a> tak testni muj webserver :)
<a> ja budu sledovat traffic na siti :)
<b> kdyz nema nastavenej maximalni pocet spojeni nebo ho ma moc vyskej
<b> jeden clovek to nezvladne
<a> njn tak ale zkus to, schvalne jestli se zvysi sitova aktivita
<b> Spojení se serverem XXXXXX.XXXXXX.XXX bylo neúspěšné (Server neodpovídá.)
<b> :)
<b> si tam?
<a> ty idiote, server spadnul :D
<b> hehe
<b> sem zlej ;)
<a> cim jsi to udelal
<b> ja sem ho nejdriv sral jenom s webem, ale to se mi zdalo moc mirny, tak sem k tomu pridal i mysql a uz letel :)
<a> a jak jsi to udelal?
<b> drzel f5 ;)
<b> DoS rullez

Komentář: sem desne drsnej hackej, takze bacha na me :)

<Unimatrix325> Ryuu : uf... a co když je kvantová teorie chybná ? Jak víme díky Tollancům z SG ? :-))
<Ryuu> Unimatrix325: Zkus to rict pred Hawkingem a myslim, ze po tobe bude jezdit, dokud mu nedojdou baterky :o)

Komentář: Když se setkají sci-fi a fyzika...

<kurva> To už si tady jako fakt nemůžu změnit nick? :(

Komentář: vseborec.cz

<Majkl_HNS> hele.. norton mi píše.. že zablokoval nějakej útok na mě
<Majkl_HNS> z IP 127.0.0.1

<Kámoška> Náš učitel jednou řekl "člověk je ze 70% voda, takže když příjdeš o holku, tak si řekni - přišel jsem jen o 4 kýble vody"

Komentář: Nemá pravdu? :oD

<A> jeste ze o lamach jen ctes, ja s nima musim delat

Komentář: bracha kdyz jsem mu posilal nejakyho lamera na zasmani :)

<Krenda> Co rikas na Elishu Cuthbert?
<Kalouda> JJ - to je kus - pamatuji si ji z PMK (Popularni mechanika pro deti)
<Kalouda> Bylo ji sice 13, ale uz v ni ten potencial kundy byl
<Krenda> Mno jo, ale stejne se nevyrovna Geditce
<Kalouda> Myslis tu z Rychle roty?
<Krenda> Presne z te, byla kost a navic umela opravovat cokoliv v baraku
<Kalouda> Uff, skoda ze je kreslena, stejne jako Marge - ta kdyz si rozpusti ty vlasy

Komentář: Dva postarsi kamosi (24) o vysnenych holkach na icq

<kratz> tak kterej server restartnem dneska? :)
<mik-work> kratzi! uz neeee ;)
<KIIV> kratz: ja bych dal ententyty dva spaliky ;)
<KIIV> ;)
<AvE`> kratz: ste moc mekky, meli byste utnout vsechny naraz nekdy
<mik-work> kratz dej mu kacko! ;)
<AvE`> nebo ocko
<mik-work> kacko bude lepsi
<AvE`> beztak ho tam urcite jeste mam jen ma jiny heslo ne? :)
<zLOST_wrk> kratzi a co dat na vsech svrech `killall -9 ircd`?
<AvE`> to asi na bsd neprojde
<KIIV> vetsinou staci /die
<KIIV> + heslo ;)
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<KIIV> no lol
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<AvE`> :)
<mik-work> nemam ho rad!!!
<kratz> oops :)
<mik-work> zabiiiiiiiit
<KIIV> hehe
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<zLOST_wr1> esteeee
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<AvE`> konecne neco poradnyho
<KIIV> kratz copak? :)
<mik-work> jaky oops!!!
<mik-work> :)
<KIIV> die facha? :)
<kratz> jiste
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<KIIV> :))
<KIIV> jak by ne ;)
<zLOST_wr1> a co treba /die_and_take_the_rest_with_you_and_do_not_respawn
<kratz> Uff :)
<KIIV> myslim ze to musel nahodit znovu on ;) pokud nemaj script pro automaticky nahozeni;)
<kratz> ale takhle rychle sem ssh, su, /irc/etc/rc.d/ircd.sh start jeste nedal :)
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<KIIV> kratz clovek musi cvicit ;)

Komentář: skoro zapomenuty log :D